2 / 13 / 26 — NANCY GUTHRIE DISAPPEARANCE SOLVED ! ! !

OracleDream.com Sources Reveal That Nancy Guthrie Has Eloped With The Legendary Bigfoot. They’re right now living in a Oregon wilderness cave enjoying their honeymoon.

Daughter, Savannah Guthrie is reported to be very upset. She’s been pleading with the monster to bring her mother home for a proper church wedding. This has been a difficult process, — cell coverage in the Oregon woods is terrible.

Message From [The Unknown Comic] — I want my reward for solving this mystery !